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The Dulltimate Xmas Sweater

$45.00
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Drop the cheer and wear the void. This is your go-to layer for surviving family obligations, holiday monotony, and every forced festive gathering where you'd rather be anywhere else.

  • The Look: Armed with rows of neon blue, purple, and green full-skeletal reindeer sporting glowing red noses, flanked by white-bearded Santa skulls and classic holiday framing.

  • The Vibe: Complete with "BLAH BLAH BLAH" and the bold declaration of your ultimate holiday manifesto.

  • The Build: Premium, comfortable knit built to keep you comfortably unimpressed all season long.

Embrace the dull-irium. Grab yours and check out of reality.

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More details

  • 55% cotton 45% polyester
  • 4-color jacquard crewneck knit sweater
  • Cozy and soft hand feel
  • Lightweight and breathable with superb workmanship
  • A standard classic fit

Care instructions: 

  • Machine wash cold.
  • Tumble dry on low heat.
  • Do not bleach.
  • No dry cleaning Iron at a low temperature.


This product ships to the following countries only:

United States, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, United Kingdom, Switzerland, Singapore, Japan, Mainland China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Ireland, Netherlands, Poland, Norway, Sweden, Slovakia, Luxembourg

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Dulltimate Xmas Sweater Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Width Length Sleeve length
S
19 1/2
25.75
24.75
M
20 1/2
26.75
25.625
L
22
27.75
26
XL
23.625
28.75
26.375
2XL
25.25
29.75
26.75
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

A Width
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
B Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the shirt.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of a measuring tape at the shoulder seam and pull it straight down along the sleeve to the bottom of the cuff.